Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Operation Purity has been aborted
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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