Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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