Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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