mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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