OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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