My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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