just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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