Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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