i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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