For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i think my cat just said my name.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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