I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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