im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
FUCK WHALES
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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