Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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