there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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