So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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