Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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