Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Panties = found
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
