he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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