we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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