When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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