So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
