What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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