Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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