Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We need a shit load of segways right now
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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