is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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