i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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