she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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