these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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