He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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