Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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