4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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