dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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