ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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