so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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