Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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