If i come over, it means nothing
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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