why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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