it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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