This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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