Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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