Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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