he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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