quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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