is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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