$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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