I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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