you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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