what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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