i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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