I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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