guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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