then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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