dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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