If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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