So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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