none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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