I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Randomize
