somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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