We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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