I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She bit a glass in half.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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